Showing posts with label israeli. Show all posts
Showing posts with label israeli. Show all posts

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Pilots on Viagra

There are so many jokes that could be put here - joystick related, mile high, fly hard. But my internal censor has kicked in so I'll leave it to the reader to supply their own schoolboy humor.

clipped from news.yahoo.com


JERUSALEM (AFP) -
It might harm their reputation, but Israel's air force is considering giving its combat pilots Viagra to improve their performance -- in the air.

An Israeli F16C Jet fighter returns back from a bombing mission over Lebanon. It might harm their reputation, but Israel's air force is considering giving its combat pilots Viagra to improve their performance -- in the air.(AFP/Menahem Kahana)


A recent study conducted by Israeli doctors among mountain climbers in Africa found a link between erectile dysfunction drugs and improved performance in high altitudes, the mass-selling Yediot Aharonot reported on Thursday.


This has led army doctors to consider giving jet fighter pilots -- who can fly at altitudes of up to 50,000 feet (15,000 metres) -- the same drug, the report said.

Sphere: Related Content

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Cockroach Compensation

Did the cockroaches get anything?

clipped from news.yahoo.com


JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli judge has ordered the country's prison authority to pay an inmate over $1,000 in compensation after he complained of having to share a cell with cockroaches.

A cockroach is trapped on a sticky card after escaping from the race tracks during the Great Cockroach Derby in Singapore August 10, 2006. An Israeli judge has ordered the country's prison authority to pay an inmate over $1,000 in compensation after he complained of having to share a cell with cockroaches. (Kimitsu Yogachi/Reuters)

Mordechai Yehudai filed a lawsuit complaining of poor hygiene, a lack of fresh air, broken windows and inmates who smoke in a handful of cells, a spokeswoman for the Israel Prisons Service said.

The spokeswoman said the inmate's cell would be cleaned up. Yehudai has been held in three different prisons and has had complaints about conditions in all of them.

Sphere: Related Content

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Man Goes for 9th wife/68th Child

A sigh of relief from the first eight wives......

EMEK HEFER, Israel - With eight wives and 67 children, Shahadeh Abu Arrar has given new meaning to the term "family man." Abu Arrar, 58, is a member of Israel's impoverished Bedouin Arab community. But even in a traditional society where men commonly have several wives and many children, Abu Arrar is exceptional.

"I'm thinking about a new wife, No. 9," he told the Israeli daily Yediot Ahronot in a recent interview. "There are many women who wish to marry me and there is no lack of women. I never had a problem with such things."

Full Story

Sphere: Related Content