A school in Ireland beset with budget woes, has made a request to parents to send in a toilet roll with their children, so as to reduce the paper budget (or is that stationery budget?).
When I was at school a lot of the homework we produced could have been used as toilet paper - it wasn't much use for anything else!
I hope they've put their names on the rolls...
School asks pupils to bring own toilet roll
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Irish School asks pupils to bring own toilet roll..
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Window cleaner survives 6-story fall from bank building
Is there a patron saint of window cleaners? If there is it must of been looking out for this guy!
The window cleaner fell and his safety line didn't catch. He bounced off a small roof and landed on the gound. He broke a bone in his foot and cut his leg.
Wis. man survives 6-story fall from bank building - Yahoo! News
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Five-million-year old sloth fossil found in Peru
It actually took them a few days to realize it was dead....
The nearly intact fossil of an ancient sloth that lived 5 million years ago has been unearthed in Peru, a find about 4 million years older than similar ones discovered in the Americas, researchers said.
Five-million-year old sloth fossil found in Peru - Yahoo! News
Friday, May 15, 2009
2 Yellowstone workers fired after watering geyser
Two workers in Yellowstone National Park were caught on camera urinating in "Old Faithful" the geyser there.
So THAT'S why they call it Yellowstone....
2 Yellowstone workers fired after watering geyser
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Rotten fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital
People always joke about the things in fridges - particularly office fridges and students' fridges. This was one occasion when all those jokes became true! The fumes from the items in the fridge were so noxious that they had to call 911, and a hazmat team were sent in!
Rotten office fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital
Monday, April 13, 2009
Statue of Jesus Made Out of Lego
A labor of love? Or are the sermons really boring?
Parishioners at a church in Sweden celebrated Easter on Sunday by unveiling a 6-foot-tall (1.8-meter-tall) statue of Jesus that they had built out of 30,000 Lego blocks.
Swedish parishioners unveil Lego statue of Jesus
Monday, March 2, 2009
German MP wants DNA testing on dog poo
There are other uses for this of course - postmen can sue if they get bitten and retain some DNA evidence, paternity tests could be run when someone's bitch gets knocked up and if the dog eats your homework...
Peter Stein, a conservative politician in eastern Germany, told AFP that under his proposal, officials would test the excrement and then match it up to the offending dog using a DNA database of all pooches.
German MP wants DNA testing on dog poo
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Indian boy weds bitch
The dog finally relented after it was convinced the boy was committed to the relationship. Plus it got two rings and a chain. There must be better jokes than "His wife's a bitch"...but I can't think of any.
"A group of Indian tribals have married off a toddler to a female dog in eastern India in a bid to prevent his predicted death at the hands of a tiger, a report said Wednesday."
Indian boy weds dog to ward off tiger attack
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Woman gives thief a wedgie
Yvonne Morris was brave enough to chase a man who had broken into a car, but then she went one step further - she gave him a wedgie! It is not known how the man plead, but he must have begged her to stop!
Woman uses wedgie to capture suspected thief
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Woman jailed over 24,000-euro parking fine
She was also charged with leaving her turn signal on...
"An Austrian woman has begun a 500-day jail sentence for ignoring parking tickets and failing to pay a cumulative fine of around 24,000 euros (21,440 pound), police said on Tuesday."
Woman jailed over 24,000-euro parking fine - Yahoo! News
Monday, February 2, 2009
Thief breaks into toilet (he didn't have change)
Has anyone considered the fact that he wasn't actually trying to rob the safe but, in fact, desperate to use the bathroom? So many people who wear black clothing, carry drills, explosives and other tools that can be mistaken for burglary paraphernalia (and a bag that says "swag" of course) are arrested when all they want to do is tinkle.
It would be an interesting defence in court!
Lost thief holes up in bank lavatory - Yahoo! News:"A hapless thief drilled his way into a French bank at the weekend, but missed the safe and instead found himself in a lavatory where he was promptly arrested, a French newspaper reported Sunday."
Friday, January 30, 2009
There's Gold in That There Poop!
The thing I thought of first was gold teeth and people cleaning them.
Then I thought of lost jewelry down the toilet. It turns out its just industrial waste.
You never know what's in your sewage!
Sewage yields more gold than top mines - Yahoo! News: "A sewage treatment facility in central Japan has recorded a higher gold yield from sludge than can be found at some of the world's best mines."
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