Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Man Shot in Head - Didn't Notice!

A Polish man living in Germany was shot in the head five years ago and only recently found out.

He remembered being hit on the head during a New Year's Eve party but was too drunk to care.  He recently went to the doctor's with a lump on his head.  Surgeons dug out the bullet.

German beer works wonders for pain relief...

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Man Guilty of Indecent Exposure in his own Home

At first glance, it seems strange that you can be found guilty when you are in your own home, but the fact is a child saw him naked.

He wasn't found guilty of obscenity, just indecent exposure. And not drawing the blinds...

Judge Finds In-Home Nudity Intentional, Indecent | NBC Washington:

"If you live in Virginia and don't own a bathrobe, it might be a good time to get one.

A judge convicted a Virginia man of indecent exposure Friday after he was seen through a window strutting around naked inside his house."

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Monday, December 14, 2009

Texas police arrest intruder suspect in bath

After reports that an intruder had broken down a door of a house, Texas police arrived to find the culprit having a bath.

After a short struggle (always dangerous in a bathroom) the suspect was arrested and taken into custody.

Well, at least he came clean.


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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Pop culture main reason Calif has Chihuahua crisis

Apparently over 30% of the dogs in animal shelters in some parts of California are chihuahuas!

The trend of small dogs being carried around like a toy is being blamed.

A novel solution is being considered - ship them to New York!


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Thursday, October 8, 2009

Irish School asks pupils to bring own toilet roll..

A school in Ireland beset with budget woes, has made a request to parents to send in a toilet roll with their children, so as to reduce the paper budget (or is that stationery budget?).

When I was at school a lot of the homework we produced could have been used as toilet paper - it wasn't much use for anything else!

I hope they've put their names on the rolls...

School asks pupils to bring own toilet roll

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Window cleaner survives 6-story fall from bank building

Is there a patron saint of window cleaners? If there is it must of been looking out for this guy!

The window cleaner fell and his safety line didn't catch. He bounced off a small roof and landed on the gound. He broke a bone in his foot and cut his leg.

Wis. man survives 6-story fall from bank building - Yahoo! News

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Five-million-year old sloth fossil found in Peru

It actually took them a few days to realize it was dead....

The nearly intact fossil of an ancient sloth that lived 5 million years ago has been unearthed in Peru, a find about 4 million years older than similar ones discovered in the Americas, researchers said.

Five-million-year old sloth fossil found in Peru - Yahoo! News

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Friday, May 15, 2009

2 Yellowstone workers fired after watering geyser

Two workers in Yellowstone National Park were caught on camera urinating in "Old Faithful" the geyser there.

So THAT'S why they call it Yellowstone....

2 Yellowstone workers fired after watering geyser

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Rotten fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital

People always joke about the things in fridges - particularly office fridges and students' fridges. This was one occasion when all those jokes became true! The fumes from the items in the fridge were so noxious that they had to call 911, and a hazmat team were sent in!

Rotten office fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital

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Monday, April 13, 2009

Statue of Jesus Made Out of Lego

A labor of love? Or are the sermons really boring?

Parishioners at a church in Sweden celebrated Easter on Sunday by unveiling a 6-foot-tall (1.8-meter-tall) statue of Jesus that they had built out of 30,000 Lego blocks.

Swedish parishioners unveil Lego statue of Jesus

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Monday, March 2, 2009

German MP wants DNA testing on dog poo

There are other uses for this of course - postmen can sue if they get bitten and retain some DNA evidence, paternity tests could be run when someone's bitch gets knocked up and if the dog eats your homework...

Peter Stein, a conservative politician in eastern Germany, told AFP that under his proposal, officials would test the excrement and then match it up to the offending dog using a DNA database of all pooches.

German MP wants DNA testing on dog poo

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Indian boy weds bitch

The dog finally relented after it was convinced the boy was committed to the relationship. Plus it got two rings and a chain. There must be better jokes than "His wife's a bitch"...but I can't think of any.

"A group of Indian tribals have married off a toddler to a female dog in eastern India in a bid to prevent his predicted death at the hands of a tiger, a report said Wednesday."

Indian boy weds dog to ward off tiger attack

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