Monday, June 30, 2008

Giraffe Leads Mass Breakout


A giraffe lead a mass breakout at a Dutch circus on Monday. The giraffe kicked open a door and several animals escaped including fifteen camels and two zebras.

The police quickly rounded them up, but not before several locals (who had been imbibing a number of interesting substances) had sworn off drugs for life.

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

TSA Laugh at Naked People

I know your face is covered, but I still get the image in my head of a group of TSA people standing around laughing at my less than perfect stomach….or worse!

Security scanners, which can see through passengers' clothing and reveal details of their body underneath are being installed in 10 US airports, the US Transportation Security Administration said Tuesday.

The booths close around the passenger and emit "millimeter waves" that go through cloth to identify metal, plastics, ceramics, chemical materials and explosives, according to the TSA.

While it allows the security screeners -- looking at the images in a separate room -- to clearly see the passenger's sexual organs as well as other details of their bodies, the passenger's face is blurred, TSA said in a statement on its website.Full story

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