The dog finally relented after it was convinced the boy was committed to the relationship. Plus it got two rings and a chain. There must be better jokes than "His wife's a bitch"...but I can't think of any.
"A group of Indian tribals have married off a toddler to a female dog in eastern India in a bid to prevent his predicted death at the hands of a tiger, a report said Wednesday."
Indian boy weds dog to ward off tiger attack
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Indian boy weds bitch
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Woman gives thief a wedgie
Yvonne Morris was brave enough to chase a man who had broken into a car, but then she went one step further - she gave him a wedgie! It is not known how the man plead, but he must have begged her to stop!
Woman uses wedgie to capture suspected thief
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Woman jailed over 24,000-euro parking fine
She was also charged with leaving her turn signal on...
"An Austrian woman has begun a 500-day jail sentence for ignoring parking tickets and failing to pay a cumulative fine of around 24,000 euros (21,440 pound), police said on Tuesday."
Woman jailed over 24,000-euro parking fine - Yahoo! News
Monday, February 2, 2009
Thief breaks into toilet (he didn't have change)
Has anyone considered the fact that he wasn't actually trying to rob the safe but, in fact, desperate to use the bathroom? So many people who wear black clothing, carry drills, explosives and other tools that can be mistaken for burglary paraphernalia (and a bag that says "swag" of course) are arrested when all they want to do is tinkle.
It would be an interesting defence in court!
Lost thief holes up in bank lavatory - Yahoo! News:"A hapless thief drilled his way into a French bank at the weekend, but missed the safe and instead found himself in a lavatory where he was promptly arrested, a French newspaper reported Sunday."
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