You can't fire me, I'm drunk! - Yahoo! News

The thing is that no-one really knows what is under those judges' robes. it could be a hip flask with a whiskey for all we know. If I lived in Peru, I guess I'd have to start drinking...

You can't fire me, I'm drunk! - Yahoo! News: "Peru's top court has ruled that workers cannot be fired for being drunk on the job, a decision that was criticized by the government on Wednesday for setting a dangerous precedent.

The Constitutional Tribunal ordered that Pablo Cayo be given his job back as a janitor for the municipality of Chorrillos, which fired him for being intoxicated at work."

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Mad Cow-woman

A woman in Middleton, Ohio was arrested for standing in traffic, chasing kids and urinating on a neighbor's porch. All the while dressed in a cow costume.

She even wore it to court!

One Month in Corral for Disorderly Woman

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Dog Drunk as a Dog

I've heard of "drunk as a skunk"...

A dog was hospitalized after being well over the alcohol limit, unable to stand properly and certainly unable to drive (except in Italy).

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Drinking Liquor in the Aisles

Why is it always Wal-Mart?? (At least he tidied up after himself).

clipped from news.yahoo.com MUKWONAGO, Wis. - A man told police he couldn't help himself when he took seven bottles of a spiked lemonade drink from the shelf at a Wal-Mart Supercenter and drank them in the liquor aisle. Police Chief Fred Winchowky said the 43-year-old town of Eagle man claimed he was a recovering alcoholic and had been dry for 16 months before he went to the store Oct. 14 with his wife, who was not aware of what he was doing. "He went down that aisle and he said 'I just couldn't control myself,'" Winchowky said. "He stated he was upset he broke his 16-month streak and he didn't know how he was going to tell his wife." The chief said security video caught the man drinking the 12-ounce bottles of Jack Daniels Lynchburg Lemonade over a 15-minute period. He placed the empty bottles back on the shelf.

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Drunk Bride Floods Hotel

That was really a night to remember!

A new bride that had had too much to drink flooded most of a hotel by hanging her wedding dress on a sprinkler head.

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