Showing posts with label india. Show all posts
Showing posts with label india. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Indian boy weds bitch

The dog finally relented after it was convinced the boy was committed to the relationship. Plus it got two rings and a chain. There must be better jokes than "His wife's a bitch"...but I can't think of any.

"A group of Indian tribals have married off a toddler to a female dog in eastern India in a bid to prevent his predicted death at the hands of a tiger, a report said Wednesday."

Indian boy weds dog to ward off tiger attack

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

How to Divorce Your Wife Without Her Knowing

So this guy paid someone to impersonate his wife so he could divorce her. Unfortunately she found out!

KOLKATA, India (Reuters) - An Indian man who took an impersonator to court to get a divorce faces legal action after his real wife found out, lawyers said Friday. Full story

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Urdu Is Now Easier to Learn - Official


Hey - I would have done much better in math if they'd dropped differential equations - what are they doing about that?

India has decided to made learning Urdu easier - by missing out the hard words.

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Friday, December 7, 2007

Court Asks for Help from the Gods

I guess no one is above the law - but how do they know which papers they read?

A judge in India has put advertisements in local papers ordering two Hindu gods, Ram and Hanuman, to testify before the court.

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Friday, November 23, 2007

Baldie Bashed

It's not a secret you should keep from your fiancee, but the reaction was a bit extreme. Perhaps he dodged a bullet.

clipped from www.ananova.com

A man was beaten by his fiance and in-laws in India after they found out he was bald and wearing a wig.

He told police his fiancee yanked off his hairpiece after dinner and began beating and abusing him for hiding his pate.

Her parents then joined in, ripping his expensive wig apart and relieving the 33-year-old of his wallet, mobile phone, motorbike and driving licence as 'penalty' for his deception, he alleged.

The superintendent Rajen Singh said Mr Roy had been questioned and denied the fracas. The wedding, police said, appears to be off.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Man Marries Dog

It's always the animals that suffer! (I wonder what the pre-nup looked like?)


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Friday, October 26, 2007

Indian Guitarists Go for World Record


Hey, there isn't much going on in north eastern India.

More than 1700 guitarist played "Blowin' in the Wind" in an effort to break the world record for the largest guitar ensemble.

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