Indian boy weds bitch

The dog finally relented after it was convinced the boy was committed to the relationship. Plus it got two rings and a chain. There must be better jokes than "His wife's a bitch"...but I can't think of any.

"A group of Indian tribals have married off a toddler to a female dog in eastern India in a bid to prevent his predicted death at the hands of a tiger, a report said Wednesday."

Indian boy weds dog to ward off tiger attack

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Couple weds at Taco Bell

I have to say the people quoted in this story seem to think it's a great idea to get married in Taco Bell. I'll consider it for my next wedding (don't tell my current wife though!).

'There's no stress': Couple weds at Taco Bell - Yahoo! News:

"Wedding bells meant Taco Bell for Paul and Caragh Brooks.

Customers inside the fast-food restaurant continued to order tacos and burritos as the couple sat Friday in an orange booth at Taco Bell and exchanged vows."

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93-year Old Set to Marry 85-year Old Gold Digger

Awwwwwwh.

A lovestruck couple have become the country's oldest newly-weds after a whirlwind three-day romance. James Mason is 93 and his bride, Peggy Clark, is celebrating her 85th birthday.

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96 Year Old Man Gets Over His Commitment Issues

See girls - men get embrace commitment in the end.

Bill Rodgers, 96, is due to marry his long-term girlfriend at his home in Cherrybank, near Perth, on Saturday.

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